I hate wasting a good outfit.
Like, for example.. When I actually feel like getting dressed or something & be out there super swagga drippin n shit.. I usually end up going to the grocery store & just stuntin’ on some grandmas.
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September 2011
That awkward moment when your mom tells you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, she's not even back yet
and you’re all panicking like “WHERE IS SHE????!!!!!”
and when she finally comes, you’re like
I Hate When I'm Eating Starbursts And Somebody Asks For The Pink One.
Bitch, You Can Have The Red One.
August 2011
When you don't see someone for a long time
A friend :
Best friend :
When you're told to wait in the car by yourself and everyone outside becomes a rapist.
i used to pretend to be a statue, untill i blinked…
That awkward moment when you enter the wrong classroom...
THEM:
And then YOU:
That awkward moment when you're watching a movie and your parents walk in during the only sex scene in the whole film
And you’re just sitting there like
When you're running and you ACCIDENTALLY hit your PINKY TOE on a piece of FURNITURE
At First you’re like:
And then you’re like:
when you hear the word "sex"
when your parents say it
when your friends say it
when the teacher say it
when someone HOT says it
Dude, I swear I be puttin Tabasco on everything
